|user created polls & quizzes|
Smeegol?!?! Where da fuk is that bad boy anyways... probably jammin his piece in a pool jet somewhere in Scotland.
socrates. No offense, soc, you're a real bright guy, but your a nerd with no sense of humour.
Spanky however is hilairous, You make *almost* piss my own pants sometimes lol.
Voted : funtastic fun
used to be cool, now drinks shots of horse cum whislt listening to his Modest Mouse.
We feel your pain B4P, lay off the horsey sauce.
hey Lady, dont pull your punches, tell us what you REALLY feel eh? lol
There are loads of them on this website.
Voted : passiveson
Heres one I think we can both agree on, eh lady?
^ yeah for sure. People that are way too serious need to lighten up big time.
Some just have really "dry" humor, which is at least something.
Voted : Lt. Steve
Lt. Hauk: "Hello, Vietnam. And greetings. Soon, the news. Then... "Lieutenant Steve! Lieutenant Steve!" Who's that? "it's me, your old pal Frenchy." Listen, Frenchy, let me ask you something. Do you like good food? "Oh, but of course. Uh, the French love good food." Well' then I guess that would make you an 'Eatie Gormet'. (horn honking) "Oh, ho, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve." Oh, ho, ho, ho, Frenchy. "Oh, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve" Oh, ho, ho, ho, Frenchy. You know, I really shouldn't kid Frenchy, because sometimes he 'Stan Getz' (honking) mad at me, and he could 'Al Hirt' me. (honking) "Uh, Lieutenant Steve, let's play some music." Okay, Frenchy. What would you like to hear? "Well, uh, I love a good polka as much as the next man." Well, a good polka it is for my good friend Frenchy." (polka music plays).
"I think some apologies are in order?"
Voted : LCD
the knowit all bastard, can't spell worth a damn. :)
hey jappy is cool, he held up a banner advertising bestandworst.com from Iraq!
extra bonus point for that deed, even though i disagree with 99% of things he say :)
This ballot delivers!
Ballot 112665. This is what I mean by dry humor.
Passiveson, you *can't* be a celebrity here unless:
1) you get really drunk and say things here that you hear about constantly for days afterwards
2) you get into at least 4 good pissing matching online shout fests. You should have at leat 2 more to go.
3) you post a incriminating photo of yourself with at least a 82% nudity factor.
4) You say a bad word and mean it
5) you come back with an enlightened attitude (non-karma obessed), dali lama halo around your head and make a ballot forgiving all the old school B&W whose toes you stepped on for petty reasons.
*** Do this and some old guys can teach you some good humor. Spanky is awesome, I am sure with enough ass kissing he will take ya under his wing ;)
^ Lol, special emphasis on the arse kissing there I must note!
Not sure what hes talking about with the "obnoxious old fart" thing though, probably another one of his many, many lies (?) Id be happy to unblock him as well, if he would unblock me. I think thats unlikely though..
Until then, he is my humourless twat pick of the week!
^Is he old? I mean he can't be all that old maybe like 35 or something.... but I have never seen a picture of him.
He blocked me. I never blocked him. Why you might ask? Because I don't really care wheater he votes on my ballots or not. As a B&W I welcome him to vote on my ballots and take the shit I dish out for doing so as well.
Pretty pathetic over ONE -5 karma rating though passivson.. I am not the type to do that over and over again.
He's at least 55-60, judging by his picture (no offence intended if that estimate is wrong)
My beef with him was that he completely misunderstood two jokes ballots made by me and Aya when he first came to the site, and when I tried to explain to him that they werent actually offensive he began weaving a vast web of lies and backtracks, including lying to LCD several times, rather than just admitting he had misunderstood the ballots.
So not just a humourless twat, but a manipulative lier. I try not to argue with him too much now though, because hes the sort of brown noser who can manipulate LCD into sticking up for him.
Thats my only beef, lol.
I had to nominate herzog and fflsd, its only fair, remember, I nominated myself first :)
hey, I might just win this ballot! :)
Ooh, an attack ballot.
Voted : Them...you know who I am talking about...
the devilish bastard! What a twat.
haha, I see that kiki the cow wasted no time adding my name to this ballot.
So what kiki is saying, is that the following activities she involves herself in are 'funny', and that I just don't 'get it'?
1) Rating down choices on ballots that are in some cases years old.
2) Ignoring repeated polite requests to please stop the activity.
3) Resorting to childish ballots in response to having her karma privelidges revoked by multiple people who used karma block to avoid her pointless attacks.
4) her use of guest users to add choices to ballots that are disgusting, lewd, and insulting in nature so that she can use her superuser status to approve said choices.
"HA HA HA" oh Kiki, I guess that I, like a LOT of other people on this website, don't understand your humor. Thank goodness LCD has a sense of humor, as he seems to still allow an ignorant piece of shit like you to be a maintainer here :) Keep up the good work!! Your about as funny as Ellen Degeneres!! WOO HOO!
I don't know, but some people on this site REALLY need to loosen up *yawwwwwn*
*tickles all the boring people till they almost pee*
^ Ohhh PEE PARTY!
Eh, you take the good with the bad I suppose u know? I don't know how people without humor survive seriously. Orgasms and laughing, that is what life is about... or at least makes it tolerable lol.
Passiveson is grey, but that is ok. For some reason I didn't think he was that much older, like maybe 30-35.
Shana! lol, yep laughter and orgasms!
Laughter and orgasms, this world would truly be a happier place!
Uhh, I can have a good at at both, if you're interested?
(that offer applies to any female ser on this site equally by the way)
But especially to you social, you know I aint lovin anyone but you gal!
le gods, the power of le alcohol eh? Im in typo hell!
Thanks LadyS. I appreciate that.
^ Yeah well, your the one who is suddenly too good to talk to me at all. Check your privates.
Why dont you check them for him, and I can watch?
cranky and his pals are stacking the ballot against me. How sweet. Nothing like a scorned *****
I voted on this ballot exactly once, on the day it came out, and I didn't vote for you. And you'll notice that I'm on there, too. And do you really think I'd vote you over What's-his-name?
This ballot just got 10 votes in 5 seconds, someone out there doesn't like cranky.
hah, voted for myself and got above LCD!!! YES!!
Who, in your opinion, is the most boring, humourless twat amongst us here at B and W? - there are so many to chose from!