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Just assume, for argument's sake that there is one and that any of us will get in. :)

I am not trying to offend anyone or debate the existence of God and/or Heaven or Hell for the matter. I'm just interested in what people think our purpose might be if or when we get there.

It is conceptually beyond our understanding
create a black market
reward kind people in subtle ways
to enjoy the rewards of a boring life
guide the living
recycle our God energy
Companionship to the Creator?
Porpoises have their own separate heaven
to prepare for the next level
Relax and enjoy eternity
To be sent back and tell everyone!
to forget everything we learned here
There is not heaven, sorry kido
Sex, sex, sex, and more sex
To enjoy the 72 virgin brides (and a mule...)
To kiss god's holy ass forever
To become One with All
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That would make a lot of sense, HB. :)

entered by : magdalenasdollar
Submitted on : Sep 10,2004 7:35:10 pm

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There is no heaven. Oh wait, u said to assume there was. OK, we just float around, pray, shit like that. In my case, Ill be a pimp up there. "Hey Mary, want a second son."???


We still have to pray when we get there, Cletus? Oh, by the way, Mary called me on her cell phone and said she's not interested. She was a little disappointed in your last performance. :)
My purpose would be to start a black market in heaven to sell drugs guns etc.
by ABC [+]

Aye, this is what I get for making too many joke ballots. ): Does anybody have anything serious to offer? I don't mind jokes in the comment section, though. (:
Pee on peoples heads.
This is a *tough* question! I read it once and had to pass it by, initially ... required more thought to do it justice than I had at the time.
I am engaging in *wild* speculation on this ... I will be the first to admit that I have no idea, but (assuming all of the prerequisites) perhaps the purpose would be to provide companionship to the Creator?
My reasoning: Imagine you are God (except you, jappy -- some things must never even be *thought*!) ;-)

... anyway, you are God ... the Creator. Supreme Being. Creator of all things.

Let me say that again: Creator of *ALL* things.

What does this imply? That, aside form you, there is *nothing*. Think about that ... to be the ONLY thing in existence. What a terrible, gripping loneliness one must feel! Moreso than anything any of us have experienced, because no matter how alone we may be, there is always hope. For God ... the sole entity ... what hope was there?

That is where we come in. Perhaps, after the chaff is weeded out, we would be companions, rescuing Him from cosmic loneliness.

As I said ... just rank speculation.

Aye, but a good one, Cathexis!
I would like to think if there is a heaven, those in it become angels. Then Angels watch over earth and all the spirits on earth, guide the misguided and support the good hearted. And maybe visit those that are in the process of dying and help them through it.
That would make a lot of sense, HB. :)
To unlearn all the Hate we've learned here.
So far, Cathexis and HBinVegas both have good ideas, but no one has really given a believable purpose for Heaven. I haven't seen a single speculation from anyone who claims to believe in Heaven, which is rather disappointing.
Laugh at all the people who didn't get in?
This is one of the things that always bothered me about the concept of heaven. Sure, perfect bliss would be really nice, for a while. But it seems like it'd get boring after a while. I mean is there anything, no matter how nice, that you'd enjoy doing for an eternity?
Just to relax and enjoy eternity, like lowerclassbrats said.
This is one of the things that always bothered me about the concept of heaven. Sure, perfect bliss would be really nice, for a while. But it seems like it'd get boring after a while. I mean is there anything, no matter how nice, that you'd enjoy doing for an eternity?
by herzog on Sep 13, 2004

It obviously hasn't bothered this genius enough to actually think about it though.

Heaven is a place where you experience exquisite pleasure infinitely prolonged. There is no purpose to pleasure -- it is an end in itself. Enjoy forever!
I'm HOPING for the rewarding of the kind business. If nothing else, then I'm frickin' CLUELESS.
We rejoin the Source of everything...to finally understand everything.
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