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choices : culture : WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO NAIL? [SCREW, BOFF, LAY, FUCK, HAVE CARNAL KNOWLEDGE OF...YOU GET THE IDEA.]

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It may seem odd to want to have sex with a character who doesn't actually exist in three dimensions. But c'mon you little perverts, ya - you know you do it all the time! So my question is: with whom? [Or is it, with "which"?]
And don't feel ashamed of your ink-and-paint forbidden lust. Remember when Bill Bennett, while serving as U.S. drug Czar, blasted Bart Simpson as a bad influence, saying, "I'd like to talk some sense into that little spikehead..." Well, if such a trusted government official thinks he can "talk sense" into a cartoon character, you've no reason to feel ashamed about lusting after one! So which one?

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entered by : melia
Submitted on : Jun 13,2005 8:25:09 pm

COMMENTS

Dear Neal_Anderthal: Please leave Betty and Wilma alone.

by magdalenasdollar [+]

Magda: Don't worry.

by Neal_Anderthal [+]

Remember Krofft's Electro-woman and Dyna-girl?

by Phucko [+]

They were live-action, not cartoons. So they don't qualify for this ballot.

by Neal_Anderthal [+]

Well anyone who fantasises about fucking a comic strip should have their right to have children permanently and forcibly removed. So what if they're live action, the liver the better.

by Phucko [+]

Jessica Rabbit is one hot hare!

by Counciltucky [+]

wow neal,,, this ballot explains everything now!

by RawIron [+]

patti mayonnaise

by melia [+]

Glad to see several other people share my weird attraction to Betty Boop, especially the pre-Code moderately smutty version, before the Hays office censored her. *L*

by Felix [+]

PLEASE LEAVE THE BUNNY OUT OF THIS.

by Guest User from [142.165.64.251] [+]