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If you're a cat lover then you can probably relate to some of these choices.
You know you're a cat lover when ...

You don't admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have
Your friends know which chair not to sit in
You have deep tissue scars from the giving your cat a bath
Your cat decides he doesn't like someone and you tend to agree
You sit on the floor if the cat got in the chair first
You give your cat your last name
You let your cat sleep on your hair
You have little songs that you sing to your cat
You break down and buy another pillow so you can have one to sleep on
you have more than 1 cat condos in your house.
You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every cat in the neighborhood
Your cat runs away, and you start putting up reward posters with $1000 reward on them
You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
you brush your cat's hair more times than you brush your own
You and your family haven't had your annual check up in two years, but the cats are all medically up
No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your cat(s)
Your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
You do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair
you throw birthday parties for your cats, neighborhood dogs are not invited!
You decorate your christmas tree with dangly cat toys
You have 32 different names for your cat. Most make no sense, but the cat understands them all
buy yourself generic foods, but buy premium cat food because that's all they would eat
Your cats eat only the most nutritionally sound food, while your favorite meal is mac'n cheese
Your trunk has an emergency food kit for any strays you might come across
You believe there is no such thing as a naughty cat
You haven't got dead cats in your dustbin .. shh
You have scratch marks on your arms because the cat latched on & wouldn't let go
We got rid of the kids ... The cat was allergic
You have an empty stand in front of a window just for the cat to sit on
You make a "cat" ballot on B&W
Your cats get Christmas presents. And they're wrapped up too.
The cat gets better fed than wife/husband does
Every other cat in the street comes to visit
You sit in the floor and let the cat have the chair

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are you making these up on your own, or are you copying and pasting?
by LCD [+]

^^synchronicity :)
by LCD [+]

Voted : Your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
I have two cats inside the house and three strays that I'm feeding outside.
My cat tolerates two German Shepherds, barely.
copying and pasting most of them. A few are my own thoughts on cats.
bored. com/ catowner /index. htm wink
by IC [+]

There's sum good stuff on there actually, might make one meself lol
by IC [+]

I'm also guilty of carrying cat food in my car to feed stray cats that I often see here and there.
Voted : You let your cat sleep on your hair
I picked one but I do almost all of those!
by Jyl [+]

Voted : Your cat decides he doesn't like someone and you tend to agree
My cat IS a good judge of character!
My son made me get Christmas presents for our cats one year. I like to think that the cats appreciated my effort and money spent, but I have a feeling they could have cared less. Damn ungrateful cats...

Was at my sisters house one time and she actually told my son to find another chair to sit in because she didnt want him to make the cat get up. That pissed me off to no end. Needless to say we left pretty quickly.

^ She was prob pissed cos she'd heard you buy cat presents and left hers out.

Is your cat a big ginger tom? I saw one in walmart trying to exchange a waffle iron.
by IC [+]

That son of a bitch!

That must have been how the aquired his electric coffee grinder.

Voted : Your cat decides he doesn't like someone and you tend to agree
when you cheer Obaama for eating dogs in the Pacific Basin.

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