recommend : FUNNY INSULTS FOR STUPID PEOPLE... [+] joke ballot by winston Put down any funny insults you know that take the mickey out of people lacking in brain cells. I am going to meet my local politician in two weeks, and need some good phrases to use. I will start the stupid insults off... Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching A room temperature IQ So dense, light bends around them Any more stupid, and they would have to be watered twice a week Its hard to believe they beat 1'000'000 other sperm Takes them two hours to watch 60 minutes Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone. Never enter a battle of wits unarmed You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end. Your intellectual poverty is noted, and mocked. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. If you put your brain in a bird, it would fly backwards. You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions was printed on the heel The only brain that exists in your head belongs to the fly that buzzing around in it. Voted for Bush TWICE! Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Register to submit choices Ballot #112573 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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