MOST HUMILIATING WAYS TO BE TURNED DOWN FOR A DATE?
Voted : Introduce yourself to them as 'Butch'
But don't forget to invite your 'Girlfriend' to play along with you.
^UncleRandy, I don't think I could do that with a straight face. I laugh too much!
Voted : Hide a baggy of peanut butter in your pants near your arse...
And when you are talking with them dig in your pants and get some PB and bring it out in front of your face and eat some of it.
Of course you have to watch out for the ones who like that. That's when you just yell at them to get the hell away lol.
Dump their drink on the floor and say to clean it up. If you want you can put your foot on their forehead and push them over after that.