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[+] serious ballot by doctor_fonzarelly

....Everyone, place your right hand on the screen and stick your left arm up as high as possible. Now extend your tongue as far out as it can go. Are you still with me? Good. Now shake your head left and right as fast as possible, every five seconds headbutting your keyboard (if it helps you can shout random noises) After two minutes stop. Now tell me what has been typed out on screen while you've been headbutting. Thanks in advance for helping me in this break through in science. I will get back to you with the results tommorow.

Im not gonna do that.
I feel like i have just taken part in the greatest scientifical human experiment.
you have basically just described me having sex!
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I headbutt typed, The end of the world is near, repent now, I'm not sure what that means, hope it helps you in your research.
by ABC [+]

t ujyuhjnyuh mn nbbn
whafuh? i'm a little dazed and confuuuuuuzed
l,o0 mk9,,mo,0n 87njunm ,m.l0 6t 8i98
Apart from a sore tongue and a damp keyboard, I got:

'When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that...'

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so.
Live long and be fruitful
well Dr., have you learned from your research that most co workers looked at me like I was crazy.
by ABC [+]

jnhmkjm,,mk hjbnyuu hyjujiujuu iuiu87ui m jt54rnm bjhmui
when i did it it came up saying WARNING : EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
I don't gey it! IT ryrd closrf ( I don't get it! I typed it with my eyes closed!)
don't misunderestimate me
q3 448tvm9tgjkdhlll348, 4jklgd;-)

Can you give me a shot of morphine now doctor? My head hwurts!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

My keyboard has become embedded in my skull doc, I need emergency surgery, somebody call the paramedics please
I got: a sore head.
Im confused.. am i the only one who types like that anyway? Is this a trick ballot? (?!)
if you think im gonna try it you are sadly mistaken, but i am guessing what would appear would be along the lines of like...

dmvknkljvido lksotire9-w dlksfvoprejg klwed[opewkf klop[fklhb

God Bless!



What are the reults doctor?
Yes of coarse i was just getting to that Dani *Ahem!* If i could have your attention please. You can all give yourselves a big pat on the back. The results have been a major sucess! They have just been processed on my super computer in the lab, they are as follows.................. í8rdgfv fdjh nhgvbyjmn as xfcjiikj lksghjfe dasgresd vgvxzk sayhjgygtgtUF DSDAH dfdsar Interesting...does can anyone read that formula?
Not at work bro. I'm gonna have to do it at home. Does this experiment still work using a laptop?
It didn't work it said I used long words in the comment area... sorry about that doc.
Yeah, I had to put spaces in my results too fonz
Dont worry about the spaces guys, they dont matter (ive taken that into account) Im currently working on a new experiment. I'll let you all know when i have fully tested it myself for your saftey : )
hey! You made me turn the webtv off!
Sorry bout that Asanborn. There is a small price to pay when it comes to science.
6t5g7 hyiut ehju87 dvjhn miudc frigj h8iu tgekt vbgdf 7yhu...

Hey how long before the square red marks dissipate from my forehead?

PS, if you have an ergonomically correct key board, as I do, be very carefull, for there are no keys in the center of my board and the only result was a throbbing red forehead and chasers from the florescent lights!
by MO_ [+]

The above comment was all I got for my efforts.
I don't know what I typed, but somehow I ended up on a porn site.

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