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WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST CREATIVE SUICIDE METHOD?

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Yes, O.K., life's hard, and you've decided to end it all. So, after reading up on Socrates and Hemingway and the like for inspiration, you conclude that simple poison or a gun just lacks a certain...flair. So, how could you do it creatively, so that even Charles Addams would have been proud?

Self guillotining
Rolling in honey and jumping in with the bears at the zoo
Drawing & quartering by golf carts
Drinking a liter of liquid oxygen
Hosting a talk show on Air America (career suicide)
Smoking a cigarette soaked in nitroglycerin
Brandish a fake sabrer at the RNC
cocaine & prostitutes till dead
Take a hot air balloon ride into the paths of jets
Dive deeply into the Dead Sea
Vote Bush
persuade chickens to peck me to death
Inject yourself with Ebola virus
Eat pretty-coloured oil paint (like Van Gogh)
Trip to Congo; no malaria meds; lots of mozzies
Crucifixion
Listening to Barbara Striesand
Yell ni**er in an all black neighborhood
Electrocution by hamster powered generators
Masturbate w/sandpaper till you bleed to death
Dressing up as a giant hotdog & visiting Oprah
Poison own plate Chinese food: Chop Sueycide!
Riding in a vehicle operated by a Kennedy
stuff your face in x-lax and crap till you die
Walk around NYC dressed as Osama Bin Laden
to be dropped in a black hole
Listening to John Mayer and John Ashcroft sing
walk around the desert till you die by snakes and scorpions
Moon the President of Iran while wrapped in an American Flag
Vote straight ticket for the Green Party in 2012 in the USA
Jump into a Hawiian Volcano and say "Pele, are you there?"
by too many taxes so that you go totally broke.
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COMMENTS:
*saber
People have drowned diving into the Dead Sea. The water is so dense you can't get back up in time.
That's an interesting fact, mojo. Keep 'em coming.
Get drunk, pass out and hit your head on a table, and bleed to death (William Holden).
I tried crucifixion. You can never get the last nail in.
Just like Slim Pickens did in Dr. Strangelove--riding an h-bomb.
Striesand, how the hell do you spell that?
That's Stewie ... anything to get nailed.
me n George burns.. a hooker a fine cigar a glass of scotch and the morphine drip
Encase yourself in a plexiglass box with a feeding tube, and continue to urinate and defecate. Eventually, you would either choke or drown in your own waste. (SR)
You've all done very well.
"That's Stewie ... anything to get nailed." He's usually hammered when he's writing these ballots. *L*
I read where one guy tried to commit suicide by simultaneously hanging himself from a cliff, swallowing cyanide, setting himself on fire, and shooting himself in the head. He took the cyanide and lit himself on fire, and he jumped while shooting, and the shot missed the mark, instead severing the rope. The guy plunged down the cliff and landed in the lake below, which extinguished the fire. The shock from how cold the lake was made him vomit up the cyanide as well. A fisherman found him in the lake and pulled him out, and he was rushed to the hospital, where he died of hypothermia.
shoot a mafioso (not well though, have a sucky aim so hes wounded but looks dead)then gloat over his prostate body calling his wife a slut and doing some lame victory dance with equally lame gloating lyrics such as " oh yeah your dead, you think your tough, neener neener neener come on get up show me how will get up and beat your brains out thru your ass and cut off your dick and shove it in your own mouth..hmmmm i think this is a pretty sly plan *smug grin*
shoot a mafioso (not well though, have a sucky aim so hes wounded but looks dead)then gloat over his prostate body calling his wife a slut and doing some lame victory dance with equally lame gloating lyrics such as " oh yeah your dead, you think your tough, neener neener neener come on get up show me how togh you are now. he will get up and beat your brains out thru your ass and cut off your dick and shove it in your own mouth..hmmmm i think this is a pretty sly plan *smug grin*
hi-jack a plane and fly into a NY building




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