private : AGENT MOJO, GET READY TO EXECUTE “OPERATION NEW ENGLAND” [+] joke ballot by Alien_Invader We shall be retaking the Central North America and returning it to the Sovereign control of the British Commonwealth. This should be an easy operation as most of the inhabitants are made of “Jello”. The attack shall be sending all the British “Buck Tooth Divisions” and I’ll organize the Australian “Buck Tooth Divisions” to provide invaluable support. The point of using this form of Warfare. is to Shock the American inhabitants into submission, were trying to avoid bloodshed. When the Americans see the “Buck Tooth Divisions” who mumble in their boots, they’ll stand there like “Stunned Mullet”, making for an easy return to the control of the “British Commonwealth” Once we have secured control for the British Commonwealth, the we shall be implementing these measures to turn them all into good “British Citizens” • They shall all stand up to attention when the British National Anthem is played. • They shall all salute the British flag. • They will all be educated to eat “Bangers and Mash” and “Fish and Chips”, and regard them as a “Scrumptious Delicacy”. • They will all be educated to “Mumble in their Boots”. • They will all swear an oath of “Allegiance to the Queen”. • They will all be taught to “Whine and Whinge” about nothing. • We shall use our Genetic Scientists to genetically engineer all of them so all future generations will be the proud owners of “Buck Teeth”. • The U.S. will be renamed”New England”. • All shall have to “curtsey” before the Queen. Yes Agent Mojo we can return the British Commonwealth to being a “World Super Power” to be reckoned with, the “Golden Days’ of British World Supremacy is now ready for our taking. God Save the Queen British Rule Forever Can I run away and hide somewhere Register to submit choices Ballot #76458 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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