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FAVOURITE ALAN PARTRIDGE QUOTES
[+] joke ballot by Kit_Kat
I understand quite a few of you have probably never heard of him, but those who have tell me your fave one liners!!

Butter my arse
Back of the net
Smell my cheese
Ladyboys!!
Oooh mince!
Woah! That's English for 'stop a horse!'
Tell you what. Tell you what. It's nine and a half thousand pounds.
Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a video
That was classic intercourse!
Its hotter than the sun!
Stop getting Bond wrong!
DAN, DAN!! (times 13)
Cashback!
AHAA!
Boob Olympics, The Eurovision Thong Contest, and Wet Christmas!
"are you a raver?" "No im straight"
You threw a monkey in the sea?
Oooooooooo its a good paper
Lynn, you couldn't present a......cat
Smell my cheese, you MOTHER!!
Yes! Its an extender
Jurrasic Park!
Oh, Cook a Cat
Lynn, I've put my foot on a spiiiiiiiiiike
!Well i don't, cause i use Lynx Africa!"
quick, lynn, run, they're sex people
the boys are back in the barracks
Twat! That was liquid football!
Monkey Tennis
don't rub your fanny on me
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