adult : what if : culture : LET'S SAY APPLE CAME OUT WITH A NEW PRODUCT, THE IPROD . . .

[+] joke ballot by mojo
ACTIVE Mon Dec 01, 08 - Tue Dec 01, 09

. . . i.e., a sex toy that played music while you were pleasuring yourself. What songs would you upload to this clever device?

(Blame the user Pheasant_Plucker for this one.)

Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys

Slip Slidin' Away - Paul SImon

Squeeze Box - The Who

Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine - Simon & Garfunkel

My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry

Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks

Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol

I Touch Myself - DiVinyls

Shake Your Bon Bon-Ricky Martin.

Love Rollercoaster - Ohio Players

Beep Beep - The Playmates

Detachable Penis - King Missile