would you : relationship : SENIORS GONE WILD - WHAT WOULD BE ON THE VIDEOTAPE?

[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Thu Aug 05, 04

Teenagers have one week to misbehave in Florida on their spring break. Senior citizens have the whole year for such shenanigans... many of them live in Florida 365 days of the year. What kind of mischief do you think they get up to?

Wheelchair drag racing

Wet flannel nightie contest

Disturbing the peace with deafening Glenn Miller music

Swingers

as well as old women *with* bras

New wrinkles in sex

Swapping spit. And dentures.

SkinnyWrinkly Dipping

Getting some tale (When *I* was young ...)

Commiserations with Limp Bizkit

Tadema would be on the videotape, ask her about it

wig/toupee stripping

wet diaper contest

Vaseline on walker tips

( V V) Floppy breasts

Corned beef fight

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